i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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