Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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