Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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