My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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