went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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