Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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