I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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