How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
tell me about the eggs
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