a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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