So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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