Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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