fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you win again, gameday.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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