There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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