I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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