He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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