What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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