its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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