Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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