ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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