Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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