Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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