I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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