When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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