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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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