Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
my liver is dry heaving
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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