Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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