Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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