Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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