fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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