handjob tips. give me some.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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