talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
