Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
NoShamevember. You game?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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