Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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