i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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