If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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