Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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