We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
How external is "for external use only"?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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