I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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