so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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