do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
lol hangovers are for mortals.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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