my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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