All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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