We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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