try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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