So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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