You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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