Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
