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I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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