ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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