Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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