Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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